Gardening Aficionados Gifts

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

Toilet-Trees

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

Neurotics in the tropics

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'