Planting Enthusiasts Pillows

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.