Talking To Plants Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but your vow of silence includes not talking to plants brother Ambrose!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."