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"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Hardy Annuals

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"He's a rescue."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Leaf rake - wider than space

Cactus Man.

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Christo's greatest challenge.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

Super Plant Food.

"It's blank!!"

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"