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"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"He's a rescue."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Cactus Man.

Leaf rake - wider than space

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"It's blank!!"

Super Plant Food.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"