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"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Menace.

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Leaf rake - wider than space

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.