Tumbleweed Wrangler Gifts

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Menace.

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Leaf rake - wider than space

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'