Tentacle Wrangler Gifts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Snake Dress-Up

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

I hate these flying fish

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Menace.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."