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"The tumble weed probably set it off."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfers lost on the road

A centi-stampede.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Glorious day'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Tough Butterfly

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Fox Hunters.

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'O tumbleweed, O tumbleweed, how lovely are your branches.'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

'Thank you, thank you, thank you...'

Astorino vs Cuomo

Grand jete

So far, the only thing to come up in my garden was the hoe when I stepped on it.