Quirky Plant Admirer Prints

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Summer wants.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Poinsettia

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Cactus Man.

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"