Extinct Species Sports Fan Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Deregulated Baseball

Suzanne Lenglen

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"You've still got it Joao."

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

Jack Johnson

Children of the Cornhole

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Olympic Bubble

Ironically, the Megalodork would later be renamed and considered to be one of the most terrifying predators on planet earth.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Mammoth

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

A Good Bet.

Common Dodo!

The invention of baseball.

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

'We took some DNA from a woolly mammoth hair, and all we got from it was some more woolly mammoth hair.'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.