Prehistoric Racing Fan Gifts

Ancient Racing

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Do you buy cars here?"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

I'm With Stooped

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Is the fire included?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Formula One car origami

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'