Prehistoric Racing Fan Mugs

Ancient Racing

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

'Is the fire included?'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Formula One car origami

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'