Historical Vehicle Fan Mugs

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Ancient Racing

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Have you installed the heater?

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

Finishing Line

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'