Prehistoric Ponderers T-Shirts

Show off your love for the dawn of humanity with our prehistoric ponderers T-shirts. Fun, witty designs that blend caveman charm with contemporary style—ideal for curious minds.

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'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!' mockup

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

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"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?" mockup

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

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Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking. mockup

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

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"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy." mockup

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

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The Evolution Of Man.

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'Where did we go wrong?'

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'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.' mockup

'I'm a hunter, but I've been cross-trained in gatheriing.'

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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight. mockup

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

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'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?' mockup

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

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'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.' mockup

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

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'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.' mockup

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

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"Tork, Me rethinking Keto diet."

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"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

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'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?' mockup

'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

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'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.' mockup

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

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'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.' mockup

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

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'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.' mockup

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

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Earn $1500 a week from the comfort of your cave.

Earn $1500 a week from the comfort of your cave. mockup

Earn $1500 a week from the comfort of your cave.

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The discovery of voodoo.

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'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.' mockup

'It looks like we're in for a hard winter -- some of the reptiles are evolving into mammals.'

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.' mockup

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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"I hope it's not contagious."

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'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?' mockup

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

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'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!' mockup

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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