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Confucius.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Sundial Time

Pastorius wonders why.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

YOLO vs YODO

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."