Prehistoric Peeper Gifts

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'