Prehistoric Peeper Mugs

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'