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Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The Bookworm

Ancient Racing

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Downloads.

The First Cone of Shame.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Technology and literature

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.