Prehistoric Page Turner Gifts

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The Bookworm

Ancient Racing

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

The discovery of asparagus.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Downloads.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Technology and literature

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.