Prehistoric Explorers Mugs

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

65 Million Years Ago

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'