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Does she hunt or gather? She gathers hunters.

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Plagiarist!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'