Plant Paradox Appreciators Gifts

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Paving over the window-box

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Gym/Tan/Donut

Poinsettia

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Botanical violinist

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Say when.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Vitamin D

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"