Plant Appreciation Gifts

"Fine!... Don't smell the pretty flower, you cranky b***h!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Rose Garden

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Echo Tourism'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Labor Day Flowers

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening#2

The Garden

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Mantis Love