Tree Appreciation Gifts

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"First time pruning?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Rose Garden

'Echo Tourism'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Labor Day Flowers

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Selfie Stick

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"It's just a tree."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I brought cocoa."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"