Plant Appreciation T-Shirts

"Fine!... Don't smell the pretty flower, you cranky b***h!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Echo Tourism'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Labor Day Flowers

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

The Garden