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"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The discovery of asparagus.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Paving over the window-box

Gym/Tan/Donut

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Poinsettia

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Botanical violinist

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'Say when.'

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

Vitamin D