Canine Paradox Appreciator T-Shirts

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I said point, not poke!'

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Musical Dog

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Get ready."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Art Pets

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Rhino bird in the rain

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."