Plant Puns Appreciators T-Shirts

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What are you in for?"

Paving over the window-box

Flytrap nerd.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

Botanical violinist

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

Say it with cacti

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Vegetarian taxidermy

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'Say when.'

Librarian of Congress

Cactus Hold Up

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

"Bloody cowslips!"

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."