Plant Puns Appreciators Pillows

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Paving over the window-box

Flytrap nerd.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

Botanical violinist

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Say it with cacti

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

Vegetarian taxidermy

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'Say when.'

Librarian of Congress

Cactus Hold Up

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"The hibiscus really ties the place together."

"Bloody cowslips!"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

the spitting cactus...

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."