Plant Enthusiast Laughter Pillows

...wait a minute. It's not really National Hot Dog Day?!

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

SPOONING CACTI

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Hydroponic Gardening

Flytrap nerd.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Even garden plants like to visit.

Musician using horn to water the plants.

Dead House Plant

Woolly tofu.

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

Say it with cacti

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

"You know you've been acting really stuck-up ever. Since you got that stand."

'Say when.'

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

Cactus Hold Up

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Rose and Cactus.

Bathing Flowers.

"Everywhere you look, there's the greenhouse effect. In here, we can't grow anything."

"Bloody cowslips!"

Bro Miliads

Titan Arum

"I warned him not to go vegan."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'I think we'd better turn Graham's desk around - he's starting to grow towards the light.'

Human Cull: People who let their plants hang over the sidewalk so pedestrians can't walk past normally.

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

"I'm not sure what you've got, but then I'm no horticulturist."

'I think one of us must be a plant.'