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'This is the only way to make him eat fruit...'

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What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Apricots

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."