Paradox Appreciators Pillows

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Schrödinger and his cat

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."