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Agnostic Prophecy.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

The Physiciatrist...

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

Magician Playing Golf.

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Bumper Limos

The Meaning of Life

Alligator Bars

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'