Canine-chaos-appreciators Gifts

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A child and his dog

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I said point, not poke!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

House Broken.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Rhino bird in the rain

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Studying Fire Behavior

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.