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Lady feeding birds from her car.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Rose Garden

"Admit it, we're lost."

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'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Grass huggers.

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"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Tourists and GPS

Leaf Blower.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

DIY milk and cookies

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

Bird's flying south.

"I'll have a number 5."

"This is your very, very, very, very, very last chance."

"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

Conductor and sun

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps