Comedic Life Navigator Gifts

"I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk."

Airport Security.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Diving Cat.

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Confused drivers

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Lambo

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

Flying Ear Specialist