Internet Humor Navigator Gifts

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Internet Shoplifting

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cakeless.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Spam.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Amateur Spam.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

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"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."