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"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Blues for now.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Internet Shoplifting

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cakeless.

Spam.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

Amateur Spam.

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'