Internet Humor Seeker Pillows

Do you think Sadie's depressed, Rudy? Yes, she has. Wait

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Penguin Dating Sites: "Rats. These guys all look alike..."

....What if pets had social media?

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Piranhaclaus

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Oh, crap.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

Shell Fire

'I'm an atheist!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!