Navigational Humorists Pillows

"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Recalculating

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Island of Lost Guys.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

A series of Exit signs.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Business acquaintances on holiday

The Chippendales go through airport security.