Nautical Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift for the nautical humorist in your life? Explore our collection of witty and funny products that celebrate maritime life with a humorous twist. From clever mugs to amusing prints, these gifts are ideal for sea lovers who enjoy a good laugh. Whether they’re sailing the seas or just dreaming of ocean adventures, find something that’ll keep their spirits high and their wall decor entertaining.

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'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.' mockup

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

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Fishing from a Fish

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'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.' mockup

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

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'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season. mockup

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

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'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.' mockup

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

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A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

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"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short." mockup

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

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Japanese Whaling

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Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again mockup

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

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"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist." mockup

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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"Captain, we've taken on strippers." mockup

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient." mockup

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?' mockup

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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Tugboat tugging Iceberg

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Walking the Plank.

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Man painting MOM on boat

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out." mockup

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

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'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

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"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!" mockup

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

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'It followed me home, can I keep it?' mockup

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

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"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!" mockup

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

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Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc.. mockup

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

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Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

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'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!' mockup

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

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"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one." mockup

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

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'We're drifting apart.'

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'I told you we should have unionized.' mockup

'I told you we should have unionized.'

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'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?' mockup

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

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"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop" mockup

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

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'I think we should wake the Captain!' mockup

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

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Nautical Humorists Gifts Collection

Nautical Humorists Mugs

Explore our nautical humorist mugs for clever designs and witty sayings that make mornings at sea—or on land—a little brighter.

Nautical Humorists Pillows

Bring home some humor with nautical-themed pillows that add a splash of wit and seaside charm to your living space.

Nautical Humorists Prints

Browse our print collection featuring nautical humor and clever maritime motifs to liven up your walls with laughter and sea-inspired style.

Nautical Humorists T-Shirts

Check out our nautical humorist t-shirts to find fun, maritime-themed tees that are perfect for sailors, sea lovers, or anyone who enjoys a good nautical joke.