Nautical Voyageurs Gifts

"First of all, I said 'We are going to plunder'."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Imperfect Storm

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."