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"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Tourists and their Pets.

Frog in the puddles.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Tourists in Egypt

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"They're so like us."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Travelling

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Motor Tourism

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa