Scenic Landscape Appreciator Prints

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Polar bear bowling alley

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hotel Room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

J. M. W. Turner

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Meanwhile...in Albania

Vast Wasteland Ahead

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist paints an artist.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

"Well, the drought is over."

The painting Painter