Coastal Scenery T-Shirts

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Local Knowledge

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Motor Tourism

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Sandy Floss

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Replacement Lighthouse

The painting Painter

Lighthouse switch

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist paints an artist.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

John Constable

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Artist and mountains

Artist's Perspective

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."