Coastal Scenery Pillows

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Local Knowledge

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Polar bear bowling alley

Motor Tourism

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Sandy Floss

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

The painting Painter

Replacement Lighthouse

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist paints an artist.

Lighthouse switch

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

Artist and mountains

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

John Constable