Night Scenery Mugs

Lover's Lane and E-Z Pass Lane.

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Serenade for you...

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Another nightmare?"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Autumn Dog

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

The night cows fell on Alabama.