Nightscapes Mugs

Westminster Across the Thames

Colouring fun

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The Adventures of God

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

A man looks up at the earth

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Monster Clown

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Serenade for you...

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Stop playing with your food!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Hotel Room

Sunset Attraction

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'