Night Scene Admirers Mugs

Chalee Mao steals from a sleeping mugger.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Serenade for you...

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

Busking Elephant

Oh great, it's Halloween.

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Death model.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"It's so beautiful. Almost makes you forget that at any moment a gamma ray burst could obliterate us all."

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Roof, please."

'It's time to go. And by the way, you're gonna need this.'

'I'm sorry, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not sure I even like you at all.'