Spooky Night Explorer Mugs

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Cats out late.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Mouse shopping after hours

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"How much for just the ring?"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I don't know this one."

"Really?"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'